Some more dinosaurs...

For the purposes of this piece, I will be playing the roles of Minmi and Triceratops and The Bean will be Dimetrodon and Tyrannosaurus Rex (aka T-Rex cause I don't want to have to keep typing it)

Minmi: Hi Dimetrodon, how's it going today?
Dimetrodon: Good thanks. Wanna go over to this place?
Minmi: Yeah, cool. Where are we going?
Dimetrodon: Over here. We're going to see the princess.
Minmi: ok...
*dinosaurs walk over to the other end of the rug*
Minmi: Where's the princess?
Dimetrodon: She's over here.
Triceratops: Hey you guys, what are you doing?
Dimetrodon: We're gonna find the princess.
Triceratops: Hey look at this cool car, I like the purple one.
Dimetrodon: I like the red one.
Minmi: I wonder where the princess is and what car she likes.
Dimetrodon: I think she's over in the bulldozer
Minmi: This princess rocks!
*Dimetrodon walks over to the bulldozer*
Triceratops: Aaaaarrghhh! Is that a Tyrannosaurus Rex?????
T-Rex: Hi Triceratops!
* Triceratops screams then hides behind the truck*
T-Rex: hahahahahahahahahahahah *snort* hahahahah giggle giggle giggle *snort*
* Minmi shakes and hides behind a tree*
T-Rex: Hi Minmi, what are you doing?
Minmi: *shake shake* I'm hiding, are you going to eat me?
T-Rex: I'm not going to eat you. Let's go over and eat this tree.
Minmi: Ok. *Hesitantly follows T-Rex* Are you sure you're not going to eat me?
T-Rex: I won't eat you Minmi.
Minmi: Ok. Hey do you want to dance to Incubus?
T-Rex: Yeah, let's do some dancing!
* Minmi and T-Rex dance to Incubus playing on the stereo. Triceratops is still hiding behind the truck. Dimetrodon has sadly been forgotten in an earlier pre-historic period*
* T-Rex moves over to Minmi. Minmi shrieks in fear.*
T-Rex: It's ok, Minmi. Here I have a mountain for you.


We never did find the princess. But The Bean turned T-Rexes, traditionally the fiercest carnivores known to the history of the planet, into dancing vegetarians.

Rock and Roll...

Things the Bean has said:
The Bean was reading Green Eggs and Ham on the couch while I was in bed dozing, trying not to have to get up.

From the bedroom, the story went like this...

I am Sam
Sam I am
I am Sam
I don't like green eggs and ham.
A train a train a train a train
Would you like them in a box with a fox?
In a boat? In the dark.
Would you like them here or there?
No, please.